You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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