Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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