im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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