if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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