the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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