Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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