My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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