return my video game
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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