i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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