Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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