Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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