? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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