I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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