so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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