They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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