The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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