I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Randomize
