Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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