My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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