The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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