omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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