we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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