awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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