I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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