There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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