i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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