You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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