And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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