Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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