My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She bit a glass in half.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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