Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
this hospital has no fireball
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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