i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
My feet surprised me
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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