i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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