just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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