chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
