As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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