I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Are my feet made of real feet?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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