You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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