If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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