i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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