it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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