if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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