I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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