I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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