Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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