I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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