I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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