Kiss
Puke
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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