is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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