She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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