and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
