have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
