I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
