I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
you had me at cake vodka
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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